{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"fact":"Researchers believe the word \u201ctabby\u201d comes from Attabiyah, a neighborhood in Baghdad, Iraq. Tabbies got their name because their striped coats resembled the famous wavy patterns in the silk produced in this city.","length":212}
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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}
{"fact":"The Maine Coon is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":84}
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