{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}
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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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{"fact":"Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.","length":105}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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