{"type":"standard","title":"North Hudson, New Jersey","displaytitle":"North Hudson, New Jersey","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7055673","titles":{"canonical":"North_Hudson,_New_Jersey","normalized":"North Hudson, New Jersey","display":"North Hudson, New Jersey"},"pageid":9993457,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/NJ_West_New_York_Guttenberg_IMG_2085.JPG/330px-NJ_West_New_York_Guttenberg_IMG_2085.JPG","width":320,"height":215},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dc/NJ_West_New_York_Guttenberg_IMG_2085.JPG","width":4133,"height":2774},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1254422551","tid":"bf350662-970f-11ef-bc01-4e9721c74e50","timestamp":"2024-10-30T22:38:56Z","description":"Populated place in Hudson County, New Jersey, US","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":40.7827,"lon":-74.015},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Hudson%2C_New_Jersey","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Hudson%2C_New_Jersey?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Hudson%2C_New_Jersey?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:North_Hudson%2C_New_Jersey"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Hudson%2C_New_Jersey","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/North_Hudson%2C_New_Jersey","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Hudson%2C_New_Jersey?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:North_Hudson%2C_New_Jersey"}},"extract":"North Hudson is the area in the northern part of Hudson County, New Jersey, situated on the west bank of the Hudson River, mostly atop the Hudson Palisades. It comprises Weehawken, Union City, West New York, Guttenberg, and North Bergen.","extract_html":"
North Hudson is the area in the northern part of Hudson County, New Jersey, situated on the west bank of the Hudson River, mostly atop the Hudson Palisades. It comprises Weehawken, Union City, West New York, Guttenberg, and North Bergen.
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Hinna is a borough of the city of Stavanger which lies in the southwestern part of the large municipality of Stavanger in Rogaland county, Norway. The borough includes the southernmost part of the city, bordering the city of Sandnes. The borough of Hillevåg lies to the north, the municipality of Sola lies to the west, and the Gandsfjorden lies to the east. Hillevåg was a part of the old municipality of Hetland until 1965. The borough has residential areas as well as some industrial areas, especially relating to the oil industry. The 15-square-kilometre (3,700-acre) borough has a population (2016) of 22,581. This gives the borough a population density of 1,505 inhabitants per square kilometre (3,900/sq mi).
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