{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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