{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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